WHATSAPP STATUS

1. I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
2. A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
3. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
4. When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D
5. Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
6. Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
7. If you are player then I’m the GAME.
8. Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
9. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
10. Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)
11. Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours
12. I hate math but I love counting money.
13. If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
14. The Earth without Art is just Eh.
15. The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.